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| Little Johnny, a six-year-old, came home from school whining, "Mommy, I've got a stomachache." |
"That's because your stomach is empty," his mother replied. "You'd feel better if you had something in it." She gave little Johnny a snack and sure enough, little Johnny felt better right away.
That afternoon the family's minister dropped by. While he was chatting with little Johnny's mom, he mentioned he'd had a bad headache all day long.
Little Johnny perked up. "That's because it's empty," he said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it."
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