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Little Johnny's English class teacher called on him to recite a sentence with a direct object.

Little Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "Teacher, everybody thinks you're beautiful."

"Thank you, Little Johnny," said the teacher, "but what's the direct object?"

"A good report card next month," replied Little Johnny.

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