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| One day a door to door salesman knocked on a door. Little Johnny answered the door and the salesman asked if his mother was home. |
Little Johnny said "No, she is at the whore house."
The bright salesman asked if she was a prostitute, and the little boy replied, "No, she is a substitute. She only works Wednesdays and Fridays during the rush."
The salesman said, "Well I'll be a son-of-a-bitch."
The little boy said, "Well, I'm one too, but I don't go around knocking on doors telling folks."
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