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A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils answer by reciting a short poem.

The first kid sat in the first row being a teachers pet. He stood and said My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can.

The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room not being a teachers pet nor one on the outs to much. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating my name is Sadie, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby...if I can, and I think I can.

The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said my name is John, and I don't give a darn about Japan but I would like to help Sadie in her plan if I can....and I think I can!

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