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| A few weeks ago, Little Johnny's father home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As his father came into the bedroom about 2 a.m., he found little Johnny and his sister in bed with his wife, apparently scared by the loud storm. Little Johnny's dad resigned himself to sleeping in the guest bedroom that night. |
The next day, he talked to the children, and explained that it was o.k. to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but when he was expected home, please don't sleep with Mom that night. They said o.k..
After his next trip a couple of weeks later, little Johnny's mother and the kids picked him up in the terminal at the appointed time. Since the plane was late, everyone had come into the terminal to wait for dad's plane to arrive, along with hundreds of other people folks waiting for their arriving passengers.
As Johnny's dad entered the waiting area, little Johnny saw his father, and ran to him, "Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!"
As his dad waved back, he said loudly, "What is the good news son?"
"The good news is that nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!" Little Johnny shouted.
The airport became very quiet, as everyone in the waiting area looked at Johnny, then turned to his dad, then searched the rest of the area to see if they could figure out exactly who his Mom was.
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