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| One evening Johnny sat down at the kitchen table doing his homework while his mother watched television. Upon hearing the evening news, his mother let out a shriek. |
"Johnny! Johnny! China has just launched a nuclear missle toward the United States."
Johnny looked up from his book with a confused expression on his face.
"Do you understand what this means?" his mother implored.
All excited, Johnny quickly replied, "No school tomorrow."
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