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Johnny's Teacher paid a visit to his house one day. When little Johnny opened the door, she asked "Are your father and mother in, Mr. Morton?"

"They was in, but they is out." he answered.

The teacher gasped, "Why, Mr. Johnny Morton, it is 'They were in, they are out' Where's your grammar?"

"She's upstairs taking her nap."

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