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| One day five year old Little Johnny excitedly approached his mother, and announced that he had learned where babies come from. The mother was amused and said "Oh really, Johnny, why don't you tell me all about it?" |
Johnny then explained, "Well...the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's wiener stands way up high, and the mommy kneels on the floor and puts the daddy's wiener in her mouth, and then the daddy's wiener sort of explodes and makes sticky juice into the mommy's mouth, and then the mommy swallows the sticky juice, and that's where babies come from."
The mother looked lovingly at her son, leaned over to meet him eye to eye and said, "Oh honey, that's sweet, but that's not where babies come from. ... That's where jewelry comes from."
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