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| Little Johnny's father always used to tell him bedtime stories. Being the quick-witted fellow that he was, he always embellished on them adding little jokes here and there.|
One day in Little Johnny's kindergarten class, his teacher was telling them the story of the three little pigs. Johnny knew this story because his father often told it to him before he went to bed. They were at the part when the first pig needed to build his house.
"Then," the teacher said, "the first little pig needed straw to build his house. Along the road he saw a farmer carrying a bail of straw. So the little pig walked up to the farmer and asked him if he could borrow his straw to build a house. Then class, do you know what the farmer said?"
Little Johnny immediately raised his hand, knowing the answer.
"Yes Johnny," replied the teacher.
"WOW!! A TALKING PIG!!!"
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