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| This kindergarten teacher was taking her class to the zoo for a field trip. They came to the cage for the zebra: |
TEACHER: Who can tell me what animal this is?
BILLY: Well, it looks like a horse, has black and white stripes. Must be a zebra.
TEACHER: Very good, Billy.
They come to the elephant.
TEACHER: Class, who can tell me what animal this is?
JANE: It has big feet, is very big and has a trunk. Is it an elephant?
TEACHER: Very good, Jane.
They come to the baboon cage.
TEACHER: who can tell me what animal this is? No response.
Finally Johnny raised his hand reluctantly.
TEACHER: OK. Johnny, would you like to try?
JOHNNY: Well, it has a big belly and has a lot of hair all over, and has a stupid look on his face... must be a truck driver.
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