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Little Johnny had a speech impediment. Try as they might, his parents could not find the cause. They took him to specialist after specialist. The specialists examined his mouth, his nose, his ears and his brain, but could find no cause. He seemed doomed to continue to say women instead of lemon, and wheydy instead of lady and tuwoo instead of throw.

One day, he was out in the back yard paying wid his baw (playing with his ball). He would tuwoo da baw up and then catch it, tuwoo da baw up and then catch it, tuwoo da baw up and then catch it. Then he tuwoo da baw up, the wind caught it and blew it over the fence into the next yard where the new neighbor was hoeing her garden.

He said, "Wheydy, tuwoo me my baw."
She said, "Little Johnny, blow your nose."
He said again, "Wheydy, tuwoo me my baw."
And she again said, "Little Johnny, blow your nose."
He said, "Wheydy, pueez, tuwoo me my baw."
She said, "Little Johnny, blow your nose."
He said, "Wheydy, pueez, tuwoo me my baw."
She said, "Little Johnny, please blow your nose."
He said, "Wheydy, puddy pueez, tuwoo me my baw."
She said, "Little Johnny, blow your nose."
He said, "Oh OK," and blew his nose.
Then he said, "Lady, please throw me my ball."

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