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Well here is that "sweet" little guy at Christmas. Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it.

He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said that since Christmas was coming up, he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him, but if he cussed, he should leave a pile of dog shit in place of the gift(s).

When Dad asked Little Johnny what he wanted for Christmas, Johnny said, "I want a goddamned teddybear laying right fuckin' here beside me when I wake up Christmas morning. Then, when I go downstairs, I want to see a motherfuckin' train going around the goddamned tree, and when I go outside I want to see a red assed fuckin' bike leaning up against the damn garage!"

Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a big pile of dog shit, where the teddy bear should have been.

Confused, he walked downstairs looking for the train set, but instead, saw a bunch of dog shit around the Christmas tree.

Scratching his head, he walked outside, looking for the bike leaning against the garage, and saw another huge pile of dog shit.

When he walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and asked, "So Johnny, what did Santa bring you this year?" Johnny replied, "I think I got a goddamned dog the size of an elephant, but I can't find the son of a bitch."

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