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Little Johnny has a penis so large his parents warn him not to have anything to do with girls. They caution him he could easily kill someone.

Through the grapevine, his teacher learns about his unusual size, keeps him after school and suggests they have sex. He refuses expressing concern he might kill her. She laughs and scoffs at the idea and says she will elect to be on top in complete control, and nothing bad can happen.

He reluctantly agrees but he teacher experiences such wonderful sensations, she faints from pure joy. Thinking he's killed her, Little Johnny runs from the classroom sobbing and crying, "I killed her! I killed her!"

All at once he stops dead in his tracks, a look of dawning comprehension appears on his face and he says, "Wait just a minute, I didn't kill her she committed suicide!"

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