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Little Johnny was left to fix lunch. When his mother returned with a friend, she noticed that Johnny had already strained the tea. So the two women sipped their tea happily while having lunch and chit-chatted.

Afterwards, when her friend had left, Little Johnny's mother talked to him ..."Was it hard finding the tea strainer in the kitchen?" his mother asked.

"Ma, I couldn't find it, so I used the fly swatter." replied Johnny.

His mother nearly fainted, so Johnny hastily added, "Don't get excited, ma, I used the old one!"

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