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Little Susie was a six year old blonde girl who wore a dress to school every day and really loved jelly beans more than anything. The boys at her school decided to take full advantage of this and one day approached her and offered to give her a bag filled with 50 jelly beans if she would climb the schoolyard flagpole. She did and came back down so the boys gave her the jelly beans. That day she came running home and yelled to her mom "Mommy! Mommy! Today the boys at school gave me 50 jelly beans to climb the flagpole at school!"

The mother shook her head and replied "Oh no! They just did that so they could see up your dress and see your panties! I don't want you to ever do this again!"

So the next day the boys offered her 100 jelly beans to climb the flag pole. She did, they gave her the jelly beans and she ran home again and aid to her mother "Mommy! Look! Today the gave me 100 jelly beans for climbing the flagpole!" The mother got upset and told her "They just did that so they could see your panties!!! Listen to me! I don't want you to ever let this happen again!"

So the next day the boys offered her 200 jelly beans to climb the flagpole. She did without haste and ran home again and shouted with a wide smile on her face "Mommy! Look! I got 200 jelly beans to climb the flagpole today!"

The mother said "What have I been telling you the past couple days?! They're just doing that to see your panties!" The little girl replied still smiling widely "I know! I know! But this time I tricked them! I didn't wear any!"

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