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| [ << ]|| Having a Bad Day || [ >> ] |
| You Know You're Having a Bad Day When...|
- Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels motorcyclists.
- You've been at work 3 hours before you notice that your fly is open.
- Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
- You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
- You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.
- Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
- Your income tax refund check bounces.
- It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.
- The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
- You wake up and your braces are stuck together.
- Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
- You put both contacts in the same eye.
- Your mother approves of the girl you are dating.
- Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.
- You have to borrow from your Visa card to pay your Mastercard.
- Nothing you own is actually paid for.
- Everyone loves your driver's licence picture.
- The health inspector condems your office coffee maker.
- You invite the peeping Tom in ... and he says no.
- The Gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money.
- People think that you're 40 and you're only 35.
- You call your wife and tell her that you'd like to eat out tonight and when you get home, you find a sandwich on the front porch.
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