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                APPLICAZIONNE TO JOINA DE MAFFIA
 
 Whazza u name _________________________ U-Hage_______________
 
 Whazza u howsa nummer ________________ U-Streeta____________
 
 Whazza-U-Bag? Hitta Man_____ Lona-Arranger_____ Prostitutta?___
 
 Izza U Girl or Boy? (If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!)_____
         Justta Checka Wun (Wiezza Guy)
 
 Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now___________________________________
 Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? ____
 
 For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?
 I Shoota Wun Guize_____       I Keednappa Sumbody's___________
 Protekshun Ragget______       Udda Things_____________________
 
 U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz, Dumdaze?? Yasse_____ No_____ Eh:_______
 
 U Likka Eata Garlic? _________ Pizza? _________ Salami?__________
 
 U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? _________________________________
 
 U Driva De Car? _______ Gadillac_______ Buick _____ Linken________
 
 U Likka Likka Spagett?____ Galamari_____ Girlze?_____ Boyze?______
       (Just peeka one -- no foola rounda cus I slappa U face)
 
 U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?)
 
 Widda U Antry U Gonna Getta Somtink U Reely Lika ...
 
 1 pr darke glasses
 1 lb. mozzarella cheeze
 1 black shirte widda white tie
 1 kiss (later, onna U cheek)
 1 pr. pointie shooz
 1 wite hat, widde blacke brim
 1 pr. cement shooz
 1 spumoni (tutti-frutti) (come later when you foolaround)
 8x10 picchur-Frank Sinatra
 1 Appy Face Button
 
 Goode Stoff (Iffa U notta Sure, I Talle U Whatta U Getta, Wizaguy)
 
 JOINNA DE CLUB NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN RITE! 

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