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A lawyer, doctor and priest were on an airplane over the ocean. The plane went down and the only survivors were those three. They started swimming towards an island when sharks appeared. SNAP!!! The doctor was eaten. SNAP!!! The priest was eaten. The lawyer made it to the island, and was later picked up and returned to port. The press asked him why the sharks ate the other two and not him. He replied, "Professional courtesy."

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