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-=[ Law, Lawyer and Courtroom]=-
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| Warning Signs that you need a new Lawyer |
- You met him in prison.
- During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
- He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser".
- When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
- He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
- During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.
- He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger."
- A prison guard is shaving your head.
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