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 English phrase                        Chinese Interpretation
 Are you harboring a fugitive?            Hu Yu Hai Ding?
   See me A.S.A.P.                          Kum Hia Nao
 Stupid Man                               Dum Gai
   Small Horse                              Tai Ni Po Ni
 Your price is too high!!                 No Bai Dam Thing!!
   Did you go to the beach?                 Wai Yu So Tan?
 I bumped into a coffee table             Ai Bang Mai Ni
   I think you need a facelift              Chin Tu Fat
 It's very dark in here                   Wai So Dim?
   Has your flight been delayed?            Hao Long Wei Ting?
 That was an unauthorized execution       Lin Ching
   I thought you were on a diet             Wai Yu Mun Ching?
 This is a tow away zone.                 No Pah King
   Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?  Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
 You are not very bright                  Yu So Dum
   I got this for free                      Ai No Pei
 I am not guilty                          Wai Hang Mi?
   Please, stay a while longer.             Wai Go Nao?
 Our meeting was scheduled for next week. Wai Yu Kum Nao
   They have arrived                        Hia Dei Kum
 Stay out of sight                        Lei Lo
   He's cleaning his automobile             Wa Shing Ka
 Your body odor is offensive              Hu Man Go!
   Pew! does this bathroom stink!           Hu Flung Dung? 

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