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Three Americans and three Canadians are travelling by train to an Football defeat - it could be anywhere anytime. At the station, the three Canadians each buy a ticket and watch as the three Americans buy just one ticket between them.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Canadians. "Watch and learn," answers one of the Americans. They all board the train. The Canadians take their respective seats but all three Americans cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.

He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Canadians see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decide to copy the Americans on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that).

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Americans don't buy a ticket at all!! "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Canadians.

"Watch and learn," answers an Americans. When they board the train the three Canadians cram into a toilet and the Americans cram into another nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Americans leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Canadians are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."

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