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All you need to know about life you can learn from the Easter Bunny:

* Don't put all of your eggs in one basket.

* Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

* Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

* There is no such thing as too much candy.

* All work and no play can make you a basket case.

* Everyone is entitled to bad "hare" day.

* Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

* Some body parts should be floppy.

* The grass is always greener in some else's basket.

* An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.

* To show your true colors you must come out of your shell.

* The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

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