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| Q. What does it mean when the Easter Bunny arrives one day late with melted candy?|
A. He probably had a bad hare day.
Q. What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
Q. What does it mean when you see thirty rabbits in a row and they are all marching backwards?
A. What you have is a receding hareline.
Q. What can rabbits have that no other animal can have?
A. Baby rabbits.
Q. Which side of a rabbit has the most fur?
A. The outside.
Q. What is the difference between a new-age rabbit that is preparing for the future and one that is getting ready for dinner?
A. The first rabbit will visualize world peace. The second rabbit will visualize whirled peas.
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