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| Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?|
A: He felt his presents.
Q: What's the name of the reindeer with three humps on its back?
Q: What's the name of the black and blue reindeer?
Q: What do they call Santa's helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad.
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?
A: Santa Jaws!
Q: How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A: Merry Christmas to Ewe!
Q: What is the ghost called that hangs around Santa's Workshop?
A: A North Pole-tergiest!
Q: What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A: A pineapple!
Q: When does Santa finish delivering all the toys to the children?
A: Just in the St. Nick of Time.
Q: What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party ?
A: Freeze a jolly fellow!
Q: Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
A: They both drop their needles!
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.
Q: Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ?
A: It was a moth ball!
Q: Where does Santa go swimming?
A: The North Pool!
Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Q: What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
A: Thanks, I'll never part with it !
Q: What did Cinderella say when the Photo shop lost her photographs ?
A: Someday my prints will come!
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