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Another way of interpreting Easter:

Last week, I made my nine-year-old son get all dressed up for Easter church service. He didn't like that, of course, and thrashed and moaned all during the dress-up process.

Finally, as we were driving to church, he asks, "Why do I need to get dressed up at Easter?" Thinking he didn't know the story of Easter, I reminded him about who Jesus was, and started to tell him about how Jesus died and rose from the dead to give us life everlasting.

He interrupted me. "Mom!" he shouted with a voice full of disgust. "No one ever told me Jesus WAS A ZOMBIE!!!"

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