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Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?"
Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."
Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?
A: An Easter basket case!

Q: What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
A: The Easter Bunana!

Q: Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?"
A: "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Q: Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
A: It's a tender tail!

Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
A: It took ears off his life!

Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
A: You need an eggsplanation!

Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!

Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

Q: What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
A: The Easter Barney!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?
A: He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: By hare mail!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
A: He does lots of bare-obics.

Q: What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster?
A: One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!

Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
A: Hop suey!

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