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| [ << ]|| The TapeWorm || [ >> ] |
| This guy went to see his doctor and was diagnosed as having a tapeworm. "They're not easy to get rid of, but we'll give it our bestshot, "the doctor told him, and instructed him to come in every day for two weeks, and to bring a lemon cookie and a hard-boiled egg. |
The guy agreed, and showed up the next morning with the two items. To his horror, the doctor shoved the hard-boiled egg up his asshole, followed it with the crumbled-up cookie, and sent him home. This went on for twelve more days, at which point the doctor's instructions were to forget the cookie and bring in the egg and a hammer.
On the last day the fellow dropped his pants in considerable apprehension, gritting his teeth as the doctor inserted the egg up his ass and calmly sat back. A few minutes later the tapeworm stuck his head out and said, "Where in the fuck is my lemon cookie?"
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