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 [ << ] Surgeons taking a Coffee Break [ >>
5 surgeons are taking a coffee break.

1st surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

2nd surgeon says: "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

3rd responds: "Try electricians, man! Everything inside THEM is color coded."

4th intercedes: "I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and their butts are interchangeable."

To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, says: 'I like engineers...they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end.

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