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| [ << ]|| Surgeons taking a Coffee Break || [ >> ] |
| 5 surgeons are taking a coffee break. |
1st surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
2nd surgeon says: "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
3rd responds: "Try electricians, man! Everything inside THEM is color coded."
4th intercedes: "I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and their butts are interchangeable."
To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, says: 'I like engineers...they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end.
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