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 [ << ] Signs you need a new Doctor [ >>
Warning Signs that you need a new Doctor:

- The patient before you was a goat.

- Instead of anesthetic he has you watch PBS.

- He has an assistant named Igor.

- The local bar association named him "client of the year."

- Whenever he leaves the room his nurse makes duck noises.

- During surgery he has to keep repeating that "thigh bone connected to the knee bone" song.

- Mike Wallace and a film crew are hanging out in his waiting room.

- He asks you to turn your head and cough during an eye exam.

- You can beat him in a game of Operation.

- All his Medical books are from the Time-Life "Do-it-Yourself Series".

- He has an office sharing arrangement with a mortician.

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