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| [ << ]|| Murphy's Military Laws || [ >> ] |
| The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map. |
The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.
The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.
The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
Never worry about the bullet with your name on it. Instead, worry about shrapnel addressed to 'occupant'.
All battles are fought uphill and in the rain.
Tracers works both ways.
If the enemy is in range, so are you.
War is like love. To triumph, you must make contact.
It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, but it sure helps.
Your equipment was made by the lowest bidder.
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