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| A couple of marines were serving in Italy during the Second World War, when they came across a dead donkey. |
As it was starting to smell pretty bad they started digging a hole in which to bury it. But they soon got into an argument over what it was called.
The first marine said, "It's a donkey."
The second marine said, "No it's a mule."
Just then a Padre came along so they asked him to settle the argument - Is it a donkey or a mule?
"Well," said the padre, "according to the Bible it's an ass."
Just then a WAC came by and asked, "What are you guys digging? A foxhole?"
The first marine said, "Not according to the Bible!"
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