funworldfun4you  Jokes Mailing List Archive  
:: Menu ::
- A. Search - Latest Jokes - Categories -- Government, Military Humor - Jokes Index - Random Joke - Rated Jokes - Subscribe! (adsfree jokes daily)

Mail link to a friend


-=[ Government, Military Humor]=-

 [ << ] Evidence [ >>
News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi primary school and detained teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar.

Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator.

US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.

Rate this Joke:
View Results
[<<] -=[posting period: Feb03 - Apr03]=- [>>]
FuN-wOrLd provided by J&P Bergt, [ funworld 1995 - 2018 ], Imprint, Disclaimer