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| [ << ]|| Murphy's Household Laws || [ >> ] |
| A child's eagerness to assist in any project varies in inverse proportion to his ability to actually do the work involved. |
Leftovers always expand to fill all available containers plus one.
A newly washed window gathers dirt at twice the speed of an unwashed one.
The availability of a ball-point pen is inversely proportional to how badly it is needed.
The same clutter that will fill a one-car garage will fill a two-car garage.
Three children plus two cookies equals a fight.
The potential for disaster is in direct proportion to the number of TV remote-controls divided by the number of viewers.
The number of doors left open varies inversely with the outside temperature.
The capacity of any water-heater is equal to one and a half sibling showers.
What goes up must come down, except bubble gum and slightly used cereal.
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