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Dung On Mai Shu --- I stepped in excrement

Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu --- Let's sleep together

Ai Bang Mai Ne --- I bumped into the coffee table

Fat Ho --- An unattractive woman

Ar U Wun Tu --- A gay liberation greeting

Chin Tu Fat --- You need a face lift

Chow Mai Dong --- Blow me

Dum Gai --- A stupid person

Wel Hung Gai --- Is that a banana in your pocket?

Won Hung Low --- Southern Chinese dialect for Wel Hung Gai

Gun Pao Der --- An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung --- Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding --- We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive

Jan Ne Ka Sun --- A former late night talk show host

Kum Hia --- Approach me

Lao Ze Sho --- Gilligan's Island

Lao Zi --- Not very good

Lin Ching --- An illegal execution

Ne Ahn --- A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

Shai Gai --- A bashful person

Tai Ne Bae Be --- A premature infant

Tai Ne Po Ne --- A small horse

Ten Ding Ba --- Serving drinks to people

Wan Bum Lung --- A person with T.B.

Yu Mai Te Tan --- Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

Wa Shing Kah --- Cleaning an automobile

Wai So Dim --- Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting --- There is no reason to raise your voice

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