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| Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law! |
Experience: What you get when you don't get what you want.
Anxiety: Nature's way of getting you up mornings.
Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal ignorance.
Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.
Karaoke: A Japanese word meaning "tone deaf".
A conclusion is where somebody got tired of thinking.
Opera: Where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it.
Oxymoron: One who does not know how to use pimple medication.
Chocolate: the other major food group.
Capitalism: Man exploiting man.
Socialism: The reverse.
Canadians: The *other* Americans.
Cheating: Playing by the rules they teach in business school.
Success is just a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Racial prejudice is a pigment of the imagination.
`Normal' is a setting on a washing machine..
Health: The slowest possible rate of dying.
Poverty: Having too much month left at the end of the money.
Childish game: One at which you cannot beat your spouse.
Language: A dialect with an army and navy.
Pizza *is* the four food groups.
Boy: A noise with dirt on it.
Sleep: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.
Feudalism: When it's your Count that votes.
Bore: One who, upon being asked how they are, tells you.
Cynic: Someone who smells the flowers and looks for the casket.
Answer: What everybody is still looking for.
Antonym: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
Fine: Tax for doing wrong.
Tax: Fine for doing fine.
Witlag: The delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke.
Skier: Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them.
A shin is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Anarchy: Such a good idea, it should be the law.
Dogmatism: Puppyism come to full growth.
Dime: A dollar after taxes.
A professor is someone who talks in somebody else's sleep.
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