:: Menu ::
- A. Search
- Latest Jokes
-- Funny Acronyms and Definitions - Jokes Index
- Random Joke
- Rated Jokes
- Subscribe! (adsfree jokes daily)
Mail link to a friend
-=[ Funny Acronyms and Definitions]=-
| [ << ]|| Computer Terms and Definitions || [ >> ] |
| [ Computer Terms ]|
Hors d'oeuvre, usually made from cheese and covered with crushed nuts
Opposite of go forward
Making a lot of cookies at once
If watered, it will grow into a computer club (see computer club)
1. Programmer's term for a feature.
2. An elusive creature living in a program which makes it incorrect. Note: The activity of "debugging" or removing bugs from a program ends when a programmer gets tired of doing it, not when all the bugs are removed
The number of very weird people in the office, divided by the floor space
A device designed to speed and automate errors
Used to strike computer forcefully upon receiving error messages
An addictive drug
A heap of decomposing vegetable matter
Noah Webster (1758-1843)
What one does to a "down" computer
An expert in 4-letter words
A system programmer's work area
Hardware limitation as described by a marketing representative
The parts of a computer which can be kicked
An instrument used for entering errors into a system
A system of organizing and defining error messages
A program which will not run on any machine
One millionth of a computer
The result of a 4-hour database search
The idea that a human should always be accessible; also what to do when one isn't.
The nonsense word taped to your terminal
[ Computer Definitions: ]
the increment by which programmers slowly go mad.
Advice from a district office.
Method of attaching programmers to desks to speed up output.
From where a programmer draws his salary.
A type of pressure felt by programmers.
A receptacle for the center section of apples.
A device over which Old Fashions are served.
Removing the needles from the haystack.
Someone else's non-satisfaction with your computer output.
Four letter words used by progammers in a state of confusion.
Fortunately Our Readers Take Refreshers At Nightschool.
Highly aromatic computer output.
HIGH SPEED PRINTER
Wife writing checks.
Constant source of irritation.
INITIALIZING THE STACK
Being the first to hand in your homework.
Food, whiskey, beer, excedrin.
Four letter words.
The stomach, liver and kidneys keep changing positions.
An organized collection of obsolete programs.
LOW ORDER POSITION
The programmers position in the chain of command.
The last half of an expression: for example "Holy Macro".
The renumeration received by a mathematical model.
The amount of time required for a program to hang up.
Failure to pass a soberity test.
Full of alcohol, but not drunk.
The result of drinking too much alcohol.
The absolute limit before the secretary yells for help.
|[<<] -=[posting period: Mai01 - Jun01]=- [>>]|
|FuN-wOrLd provided by J&P Bergt, [ funworld 1995 - 2018 ], Imprint, Disclaimer|| |