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| The city boy goes to countryside visiting his uncle. The uncle is a farmer and his estate is right in the middle of nowhere, among sands and cactuses and the nearest interstate is two billion miles away (I am quoting the boy!). |
After the sun comes down, the boy hears strange, another-world howling. He gets frightened and runs to his uncle. 'Uncle, uncle, there are werewolves!'
'That's rubbish, boy, ain't no such thing.'
'Then, there must be man-eating wolves.'
'No, we haven't got those buddies, either.'
'What is this sound, then?' the boy asks.
'They are coyotes.'
'Coyotes? what are those?'
'They look a lot like dogs. In fact, ya can consider them a kind of dogs.'
The boy wants to find out more: 'Why are they making this frightening noise?'
'See, nephew, we ain't got many trees around here. We got cactuses!'
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