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| This farmer would go out on his tractor and while he was working the fields and bouncing around for awhile he would get horny but it was a long ways back on his tractor to the house where his wife was. |
So he came up with this plan.He told his wife he would take his rifle with him and next time he got horny he would fire a shot and she could drive the pickup truck out to where he was.
So thats what they did and it worked quite well.
One day a neighbor was over having coffee.
"I haven't seen your wife around for quite a while," he said.
"Me neither" said the farmer,"Not since hunting season started!"
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