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-=[ Education (School, College)]=-

 [ << ] It is only logical! [ >>
Morris decided that he had no business future, so he decided to take some evening classes at a JR. College to improve his prospects in life.

At his interview with the enrollment counselor, he was told to take courses in Math, English, and Logic.

"So vats Logic?", Morris asks.

The counselor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a lawn mower?"

"I sure do.", says Morris.

"Then I have to assume, using Logic, that you have a yard." replied the counselor.

"Boy dats real good!", Morris exclaims.

The counselor continues, "Logic also tells me that since you have a yard, that you live in a house, and not an apartment. "

Impressed Morris says, "Dats amazin. "

" Furthermore since you live in a house, Logic dictates that you have a wife. "

" Dats correct, Becky! This is incredible! ", said Morris catching on.

" Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are a heterosexual.", said the counselor.

" You are 100% right!. Dats the most fascinatin' ting I ever heard! I can't vait to take dat Logic class! "

Morris is so happy; proud that a new world of Logic will be opening up to him. As he walks back into the waiting room, he sees a guy who was waiting his turn.

The guy says, "So what classes are you taking? "

Morris beams, "Math, English and Logic. "

"Logic? So what's Logic?", asks the guy.

"It's simple. Let me give you an example. Do you own a lawn mower?"

"No.", the guy replies.

"Oh", says Morris, "So you're a Gay guy, ain't cha?"

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