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| To keep in good health, inhale and exhale once a day, and do gymlastics. |
The sacred chickens of the Romans were Vestal Virgins.
Oboe: an American tramp. (An English definition)
An optimist is a doctor who looks after your eyes. A pessimist is one who attends to your feet.
A papal bull was a ferocious bull kept by the Popes to trample on Protestants.
The dodo was a bird the size of a pigeon that is wholly distinguished now.
A litre is a lot of newborn puppies.
Nitrogen is not found in a free state. It has been discovered in England but not in Ireland.
Rotation of crops is so that they can get the sun on all sides.
Seats of Congressmen are vaccinated every two years.
The hardships of Puritans were what they came over in.
Natural immunity is catching a disease without the aid of a physician.
The Acropolis of Athens contained the Parthian, the Erectum, and the Esophagus, a temple to the war-god.
The Crusades was trips to drive the turkey out of the Holy Land.
A mammal is an animal that succors its ancestors.
Skylark is the leading character in Shelley's Merchant of Venice.
Samuel Johnson was a hypodermic, who did not have real diseases but only thought he had.
Edison is the inventor of the phonograf and the indecent lamp.
Beowulf suckled Uncle Remus and his brother who founded Rome.
Mercury was the god of weather, because he is found in thermometers.
The Romans prosecuted the early Christians because they disapproved of gladiola fights and would not burn insects before the statue of the emperor.
The chief invention in Egypt was dams to irrigate the Nile.
Cleopatra died when an ass bit her.
An omelet is a charm worn around the neck in India.
Martyr is the Latin for mother.
The Moratorium is the largest ocean liner.
Fiction are books which are fixed to the shelves and cannot be removed.
[ Copeland, Lewis (Ed.) ]
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