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| Jimmy was sent to prison for his crimes but he told the warden he wasn't worried at all about serving his full term. |
The warden asked him why, since most prisoners immediately start planning how they can get out early.
Jimmy replied, "Well, my wife has never let me finish a sentence the whole time I've been married!"
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