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| Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in over two years." |
The other woman said, "Well, my son is a saint himself. Not only hasn't he not looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn't touched a drop of liquor in all that time."
"My word, "the first mother said. "You must be so proud."
I am, "the second mother replied. "And when he's paroled next month, I'm going to throw him a big party."
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