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| 10 stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:|
1 At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Well, it's so hot, there were no cool cabs so I thought I'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.
2 In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia ... why don't you try again or should I try this time."
3 At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4 At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
Answer: No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasional also spit in it.
5 At a family get-together.When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6 When a friend announces her wedding and you ask
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout ... it's just the money.
7 When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question: Sorry, were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think?
8 When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question: Hey! have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding ...
9 At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: And while I'm telling you, you tell me if I bite.
10 You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke
Answer: No, it's a miracle ... it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!
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