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Q.) How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A.) Two but don't ask me how they got in there.

Q.) How many surrealists does it take change a lightbulb?
A.) The square root of picasso!

Q.) How many new yorkers does it take change a lightbulb?
A.) None of your fucking business.

Q.) How many former new yorkers who live in California does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.) None of your fucking business, but have a nice day!

Q.) How many pH candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.) Only one, but it takes eight years

Q.) How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.) None - that's a hardware problem.

Q.) How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.) How many can you afford?

Q.) How many Apple executives does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.) As many as Bill wants.

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