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| Q.) How do you make a Swiss roll
A.) Push him down a hill
Q.) How do jellies start their races
A.) Get set!
Dan: My wife gone to the West Indies.
Stan: Jamaica?
Dan: No, it was her idea.
Q.) What goes Croak Croak! when it's misty?
A.) A froghorn
Do you know the difference between a pillarbox and an elephant's ear?
No?
I'll never send you to post a letter then!
Q.) Which bear needs deodorant?
A.) Pooh bear
Q.) How do crazy people go through the forest?
A.) They take the psycho path.
Q.) What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A.) A stick.
Q.) What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A.) Nacho cheese.
Q.) What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A.) Frostbite.
Q.) What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A.) A nervous wreck.
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