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| Q: What do you call the sight of a plumber under the sink with his pants creeping down, exposing his crack?|
A: Redneck Cleavage.
Q: How long does it takes a redneck to eat road kill?
A: It depends on how heavy the traffic is.
Q: What are the last words of a redneck?
A: "Hey y'all check this out!"
Q: How do you recognize an Aussie Redneck?
A: You look up his family tree and most of them are still in it!!
Q: What do you call a New Zealand Redneck with 6 sheep?
A: A pimp.
Q: Why are New Zealand sheep so scared?
A: Because Kiwi Rednecks have got velcro gloves.
Q: Why do Aussie Rednecks curl their cowboy hats up at the sides?
A: So the can fit 3 abreast in a pickup.
Q: What does a redneck chick say after sex?
A: Get off me daddy, your crushing my smokes!
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