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| Q. What did one tornado say to the other?|
A. "Let's twist again, like we did last summer ..."
Q. What's the difference between 'weather' and 'climate'?
A. You can 't 'weather' a tree, but you can 'climate'!
Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
A: You make my temperature rise.
Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
A: I have my eye on you.
Q: What did the tornado say to the other tornado?
A: You turn me on.
Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul (fowl) weather
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
A: My plop is bigger than your plop.
Q: Why don't mother Kangaroos like rainy days?
A: Their kids have to play inside.
Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation?
Bill: I just went outside and there it was!
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