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| Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?|
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear.
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing?
A: She was run over by the Zamboni machine.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her that she is pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A2: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A: Air bubbles.
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