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 [ << ] Why I Hate Men [ >>
I hate men because they bring me into alleys, dance halls, taverns and bed-rooms.

They press me and feel me all over with their fingers.

After they got me hot, they hold me with their lips and drag the life out of me.

When they got what they want they throw me aside and I'm only good for tramps.

Why should they take advantage of my white body - after all Guess what is it ?

See below for answer:

I'm only a cigarette.
did anyone think otherwise? Very likely ...

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