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| From the csh (c shell):|
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% got a light?
% sleep with me
% man: Why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% make 'heads or tails of all this'
Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.
% make sense
Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop.
% make mistake
Make: Don't know how to make mistake. Stop.
% make bottle.open
Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop.
(-: Command not found.
% make light
Make: Don't know how to make light. Stop.
% date me
You are not superuser: date not set
Thu Aug 25 15:52:30 GMT 1988
% man rear
No manual entry for rear.
% If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many )'s.
% * How would you describe George Bush
%Vice-President: No such job.
% ls Meese-Ethics
Meese-Ethics not found
% "How would you rate Reagan's senility?
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ]. |
% ^How did the^sex change operation go?
% who is my match?
% set i="Democratic_Platform";mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i
% awk "Polly, the ship is sinking"
awk: syntax error near line 1
awk: bailing out near line
% 'thou shalt not commit adultery'
thou shalt not commit adultery: Command not found.
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